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Insurrectionist: Trump ‘groomed’ Chansley and thousands and thousands of different People to consider conspiracies


… together with Republicans erecting literal golden idols of their slovenly god-king.

If God doesn’t flush Orlando down a fucking sinkhole this weekend, then Sodom and Gomorrah deserve a large apology. In fact, we’re not right here to reward Donald Trump, however to bury Taco Bell sporks in our rheumy eyeballs if he in some way turns into a viable political drive once more. 

Again to that former MAGA and QAnon adherent who is outwardly calling bullshit on Trump’s shtick. In fact, he’s solely doing so to remain out of jail, however hey, it’s one thing.


“QAnon Shaman” Jacob Chansley claims that former President Donald Trump used social media and “public propaganda” to “successfully groom” his followers into believing conspiracy theories.

Chansley, additionally recognized by his stage title Jake Angelli, argued that he was one in every of thousands and thousands tricked by the previous president in a movement in search of to safe his pretrial launch on Tuesday. Chansley is dealing with a probably prolonged jail sentence for his alleged function within the lethal January 6 breach of the U.S. Capitol. Chansley insists that he believed he was “lawfully answering the decision of the President” on the time that he and many others illegally entered the constructing.

Tricksey hobbitses! Theys makes us hates Nancy with their lies, treasured!

Filthy Bagginses! 

Within the movement, Chansley’s lawyer Albert Watkins argued on his consumer’s behalf, writing: “For years through the Trump administration, the president honed and routinely utilized his mass communication means to successfully groom thousands and thousands of People with respect to his insurance policies, protocols, beliefs and overwhelming fixation on all issues conspiratorial.”

Gee, ya suppose?

Watkins continued: “Months earlier than the 2020 presidential election, former President Trump heightened his public propaganda corresponding to to alarm, alert, and amass his supporters and trigger them to be involved about an inevitable voter fraud being perpetrated upon the USA of America and, in flip, theft of our nation, lack of our democracy, and the seating of a falsely/fraudulently elected particular person apart from former President Trump.”

Yeah, this was apparent to most individuals sitting round their dwelling rooms in pelts and Viking horns on Jan. 6, however apparently Chansley was rather less savvy than his fellow cosplayers.

So there you have got it. Republicans in Congress and elsewhere at the moment are formally extra far gone than a person who calls himself the “Q Shaman.”

I by no means thought I’d see … ah, fuck. By no means thoughts. 

However significantly, God: Do what you gotta do. And simply so you already know, we’re utilizing low-flow sinkholes now, so you’ll have to flush 15 times

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